"The stars are threshed, and the souls are threshed from their husks."

Monday, March 26, 2007

You've Been a Good Old Wagon, But You Done Broke Down

I am so very tired of being William. I'd like to resign.

For Sale: One William, 1980, usual wear and tear. White body, brown trim. Tends to die in idle, but good at high speeds. Just rebuilt the teeth. Needs new glasses.

Make me an offer.


At 1:08 PM, Blogger WordWrestler said...

I'd swap with you, only the description sounds fairly identical to what I've already got. Only the teeth on mine are pretty-near mint.

At 1:48 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I wonder if E. coli have life any better?

At 12:25 PM, Blogger Galen said...

I'd swap you a Galen, but I am fucking stuck with it.

At 11:20 AM, Blogger Hanae said...

I recently read a story wherein it was repeated stated that a human life was worth no more than half of $10: specifically, 5 American dollars.

I think you might be insulted if I acted upon such presumption.


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