This ain't my first rodeo

Overheard in Albany

“It’s not bad manners, it’s just good beer. That’s what my mom always said. My mom was the shuffle-board champion of Oregon. She was ambidextrous. Just like rodeo boys, or jockeys. All ambidextrous.”

In Australia:
“You’re a yankee”
“I’ll yank you across this counter. If it wasn’t for yankees you’d all be walking around with a swashtika up your asses.” “This ain’t my first rodeo.”

I work every day. For Schwartzena… what’s his name? “Schwartzaneger? “Yeah, Swat’s-a-nigger’ that’s the guy.