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Friday, September 01, 2006

This ain't my first rodeo

Overheard in Albany

“It’s not bad manners, it’s just good beer. That’s what my mom always said. My mom was the shuffle-board champion of Oregon. She was ambidextrous. Just like rodeo boys, or jockeys. All ambidextrous.”

In Australia:
“You’re a yankee”
“I’ll yank you across this counter. If it wasn’t for yankees you’d all be walking around with a swashtika up your asses.” “This ain’t my first rodeo.”

I work every day. For Schwartzena… what’s his name? “Schwartzaneger? “Yeah, Swat’s-a-nigger’ that’s the guy.


At 1:19 PM, Blogger kim said...

10 points if you know the song that line references.

At 8:40 AM, Blogger Whim said...

vern gosden, ain't it? "I didn't make it all the way through school, but mamma didn't raise no fool..."

by the way:


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